{"product_id":"mini-12-days-of-sarcastic-christmas-card-gift-set","title":"Mini 12 Days of Sarcastic Christmas Card Gift Set","description":"Looking for a holiday gift with a little more attitude? Our Mini 12 Days of Sarcastic Christmas Card Gift Set is packed with 12 hilariously inappropriate mini cards guaranteed to earn laughs, eye rolls, and possibly a spot on Santa's naughty list. \n\nCONTENTS: \n• 12 miniature cards 3.75\" tall x 2.5\" wide \n• 12 miniature kraft envelopes \n• Box \n\nCARDS INCLUDE \n• Fa–la–fucking–la \n• ‘Tis the damn season. \n• Time to get your “It’s just what I wanted” face ready. \n• A basic Christmas card for a basic bitch. \n• Spoiler alert: he dies. \n• It’s beginning to look a lot like fuck this. \n• Save water, drink cocoa. \n• He sees you when you’re drinking . . . \n• Nothing for you, whore! \n• Santa doesn’t believe in you either. \n• Merry Christmas to my favorite ho. \n• Bite me. \n\nPlease note: Cards and envelopes are not big enough to be sent through the mail. However, they are perfect for gifting in person, slipping in a packed lunch, or a stocking!","brand":"Bad Betty Greeting Co.","offers":[{"title":"Default Title","offer_id":43051257462878,"sku":"MINI12-SARCASTIC","price":14.99,"currency_code":"USD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0269\/3342\/8318\/files\/596dd3fe2a3f2a949c510cbdb1094f19dc3ba86098ebd7c0cb54909a94b8d9ff.jpg?v=1784828278","url":"https:\/\/www.theargylemoose.com\/products\/mini-12-days-of-sarcastic-christmas-card-gift-set","provider":"The Argyle Moose®","version":"1.0","type":"link"}