Collection: Cards

137 products
  • BIRTHDAY - IN DOG YEARS YOU'RE DEAD
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  • BIRTHDAY ANOTHER YEAR BEING FUCKING AWESOME CARD
    Another year of being pretty fucking awesome. Happy Birthday.
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  • COVID BIRTHDAY HOPE YOUR BIRTHDAY IS THE SHIT SHITTY YEAR CARD
    Hope your birthday is the shit! (Not shitty like the rest of the year.)
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  • BIRTHDAY EVERYDAY YOU DO YOU LLAMA CARD
    Everyday. Every year. You do you and I freakin' love that. Happy birthday.
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  • BIRTHDAY CAKE GOES STRAIGHT TO BOOBS CARD
    Here's hoping your birthday cake goes straight to your boobs.
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  • BIRTHDAY SUNSHINE AND RAINBOWS AND SHIT LIKE THAT CARD
    Hoping your birthday is sunshine & rainbows & lots of shit like that.
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  • SYMPATHY PERFECT CARD FOR SHITTY SITUATION DOES NOT EXIST CARD
    The perfect card for this shitty situation does not exist. I'm so sorry.
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  • BIRTHDAY 2020 DO NOT RECOMMEND ONE STAR RATING CARD
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